{"product_id":"please-stop-talking-funny-shower-steamers-blackberry-musk","title":"Please Stop Talking - Funny Shower Steamers, Blackberry Musk","description":"The Please Stop Talking Blackberry Vanilla Musk Shower Steamers are your bathroom’s built-in mute button. Infused with essential oils, these steamers blend juicy blackberry, warm vanilla, and soft musk into an intoxicating scent that transforms your shower into a much-needed mental retreat. Perfect as a cheeky under $30 gift or a self-care must-have, they’re made with clean ingredients in the USA, vegan, cruelty-free, and packaged in a bold, gift-ready box.\n\nWhy customers love them:\n\t•\tAromatherapy benefits: Blackberry, vanilla \u0026amp; musk create a rich, calming escape.\n\t•\tEasy spa at home: Place on the shower floor and let the steam release essential oils.\n\t•\tGiftable + versatile: A playful under $30 option for birthdays, holidays, or self-care bundles.\n\t•\tClean beauty standards: Vegan, cruelty-free, made with essential oils + phthalate-free fragrances.\n\t•\tMade in the USA: Crafted with care, no phthalates, parabens, or sulfates.\n\nBest for:\n\t•\tGift shops + lifestyle stores offering colorful, cheeky self-care\n\t•\tWomen’s boutiques + apparel retailers stocking playful wellness products\n\t•\tSpas + wellness shops offering indulgent aromatherapy experiences\n\t•\tPharmacies + apothecaries looking for clean, functional body care\n\nThe Chez Gagné twist (straight from the box):\n“Need everyone in your house to STFU? We feel that. Get your mute button on with our aromatherapy shower steamers. Lock that bathroom door and let the intoxicating scent of musk, vanilla, and blackberries take you to the mental retreat you need.”\n\nProduct details:\n\t•\tSet of 8 aromatherapy shower steamers\n\t•\tMade with essential oils + premium parfum\n\t•\tScent: Blackberry Vanilla Musk\n\t•\tTablet size: 1.75 x 0.5 in. \/ Net wt: 0.8 oz each\n\t•\tBox size: 6 x 3 x 2 in.\n\t•\tMade in the USA\n\t•\tVegan + cruelty-free\n\t•\tNo phthalates, no parabens, no sulfates\n\nMerchandising tips for retailers:\n\t•\tEncourage scent discovery: Open the sleeve slightly so customers can test the fragrance.\n\t•\tEasy displays: Boxes are designed to stack neatly, stand upright, or lay flat.\n\t•\tColor blocking: Merchandise alongside other bold scents for maximum shelf appeal.\n\t•\tCross-merchandise: Pair with candles, mugs, notepads, or bath accessories for cheeky gift bundles.\n\t•\tImpulse + seasonal positioning: Perfect under $30 checkout add-on or seasonal gifting (holidays, Teacher's Appreciation, co-worker gifts, birthdays).\n\nCaution: Contains natural colorants. May cause discoloration dependent on shower material and existing soap scum. Thoroughly rinse the shower and tub immediately after each use to avoid discoloration. Do not use in bath.","brand":"Chez Gagné","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52693039808832,"sku":"STEAM013","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0014\/8544\/files\/1cb2ba5ec6a98dda71cb30e1ac5d8835653778cc717314ab4068f688439b345b.png?v=1782348498","url":"https:\/\/rustyroosterbardstown.com\/products\/please-stop-talking-funny-shower-steamers-blackberry-musk","provider":"The Rusty Rooster","version":"1.0","type":"link"}