{"product_id":"i-hate-everyone-glass-bottle-safety-matches-aqua","title":"I Hate Everyone - Glass Bottle Safety Matches - Aqua","description":"Not in the mood? Say it with fire. Our I Hate Everyone safety matches deliver snark with every strike. Featuring cool aqua tips in a sleek glass bottle with a gold lid, they’re the perfect blend of attitude and utility.\n\nWhy customers love it:\n\t•\tBold + cheeky: A phrase that resonates with anyone having one of those days.\n\t•\tGift-ready: Pair with candles or spa gifts for the friend who loves sarcasm.\n\t•\tEye-catching: Aqua match tips pop against the clear glass bottle.\n\t•\tConversation starter: Turns a basic household item into a statement piece.\n\nBest for gifting occasions:\n\t•\tCoworker gifts\n\t•\tBreakup or divorce survival kits\n\t•\tEveryday snark + self-care bundles\n\t•\tHoliday stocking stuffers\n\nProduct details:\n\t•\tGlass bottle with gold lid\n\t•\tSize: 1.84” x 4.75”\n\t•\tWeight: 1.8 oz\n\t•\tContains: 40 wooden safety matches with aqua tips\n\t•\tStriker on the side of the bottle\n\nColoring may vary slightly between production runs.\nAvailable only to U.S. retailers due to international shipping constraints.","brand":"Chez Gagné","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52693039776064,"sku":"MATCH015","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0014\/8544\/files\/a472ad375942a1acaa83ae7b22416017f0d0bcced7667f815feee1f068e546a0.png?v=1782348496","url":"https:\/\/rustyroosterbardstown.com\/products\/i-hate-everyone-glass-bottle-safety-matches-aqua","provider":"The Rusty Rooster","version":"1.0","type":"link"}